okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Houston, we have a blender
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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