"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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