Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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