I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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