she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
The air taste purple.
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