she woke up with a sticky ear
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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