So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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