he shaved USA in his pubs
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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