I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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