bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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