your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
