Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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