don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
