O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
