i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Randomize
