I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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