i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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