i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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