if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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