Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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