People with herpes should wear stickers.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
