If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I CAN MOONWALK!
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
All I want is dick and wine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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