Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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