I murdered the dance floor call the cops
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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