this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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