Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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