I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
