Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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