why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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