TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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