According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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