1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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