he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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