You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i believe in u and ur pee
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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