I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My balls are so social today.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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