Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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