no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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