Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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