so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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