; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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