his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
