I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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