Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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