Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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