there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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