Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
