Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
