im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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