Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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