I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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