GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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