You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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