Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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