i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
