Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
why is half of my head shaved?
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