Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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