Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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